old fridges in new bottles

I haven’t talked about the fridge here at work for a while, cuz, you know, we exorcised it months ago.

Well, a building with 50 people in it can’t be fridgeless forever. Too many mini-fridges overloads the circuits.

Voila!

Of course, BRAND new would be too much, but it’s new to us.

See how lovely:

And it comes with a stern new policy from a new sheriff in town:

Message:

As many of you may have noticed already this morning, we have had a refrigerator donated [um, emphasis added] for our use.  Please be mindful of the following stipulations:

· The fridge will be cleaned out every weekend. All items that are not factory sealed will be disposed of at this time. This includes all Tupperware type containers.

· The fridge and freezer will be completely cleaned out the first weekend of every month. This includes all factory sealed items in both the fridge and freezer.

Yay.

Of course, a couple things bother me. First, the fridge is donated. Really? We just couldn’t pony up for a fridge? REALLY?

Second, the fridge will be cleaned out periodically. I guess that’s awesome, but my question is, if the fridge can and will be cleaned out NOW, why couldn’t it be cleaned out THEN.

And by THEN, I mean this:

I’m also a bit concerned that this fridge isn’t new. Did someone only move the headstones again? I snuck back into the break room when the fridge wasn’t looking. This is what I saw:

It looks like the refrigerator version of the Overlook Hotel. I think our old fridge lives inside there somewhere.

No good will come of this. I’m sticking to the mini-fridge.