it’s a tie
August 24, 2010
Is there anything, anything in the world, more painful or annoying than cutting a chunk of skin out of the first knuckle of your pointer finger when you slam it against the brake rotor while you’re removing the CO2 inflator from the tube valve?
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking maybe being stabbed in the eye with a hummingbird’s needle/beak is more painful, and maybe Gilbert Gottfried is more annoying.
I’ll grant you Gilbert Gottfried.
But I’m going to call the hummingbird and the rotor smack a tie.