nearly
September 14, 2011
Apparently, I now smell like your refrigerator:
Also, it’s decidedly NOT invisible.
Also
One other thing. I spent a few minutes today getting up to speed on upcoming movies, checking out the trailers on Rotten Tomatoes, reading IMDB, that sort of thing.
The latest from Lars von Trier and Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia, had a really effusive user comment that was also really really stupid.
So, here you go, today’s stupid user movie review of the day:
The only reason why I give this movie a 9 and not the perfect 10, is the signature Lars Von Trier’s always moving camera. At times, I thought I’d really like him to use a tripod and stop making ugly pans, because I nearly got dizzy 
[sic. that is, her smiley face, not mine. also, i don't know that she's a she, but i suspect it.]
Really? You’re upset because you “nearly” got dizzy? You didn’t get nauseous. You didn’t faint and fall down. You didn’t get a headache.
You “nearly” got dizzy.
Yes, and I nearly lost weight this week because I nearly didn’t eat the entire package of Double Stuff Oreos.
Nearly.
September 14, 2011 at 11:44 am
I nearly agreed with you.
Is it just me or do all movies sound stupid when reduced to a one sentence description:
“Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide into the Earth.”
Dramas come off especially blah:
“A single mother/waitress, a misanthropic author, and a gay artist form an unlikely friendship.”
September 14, 2011 at 11:56 am
i nearly agree that sounds like “as good as it gets.”
two crazy kids from the midwest meet at a religious school deep in the mountains, and fight politics, weather, and apathy as they scratch out a meager but happy existence far away in the west.
September 14, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Brokeback Mountain?
September 14, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Fall Moab?
September 14, 2011 at 2:35 pm
how bout, just my life.
September 14, 2011 at 11:56 am
Now I feel like having a BLT for lunch Mr. Refrigerator Smell. Cue real men of genius.
September 14, 2011 at 12:01 pm
And this from the NY times: Not sure this is how I would have phrased this.
Bob Turner Wins Anthony Weiners House Seat
September 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm
clearly.
September 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm
you fooled me with the meager existence thing
September 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Mmmmmmmmm…double stuf Oreos.
September 15, 2011 at 1:27 pm
hey, i left some spaghetti sauce in my frig just a little too long. my frig smells like your armpits, now.
September 16, 2011 at 7:35 am
buy the non scented kind…
September 23, 2011 at 3:47 pm
why are you assuming it’s a she? your very manly brother used an emoticon in his reply
September 23, 2011 at 4:52 pm
I think he assumed (suspected) the writer was a she because of the very feminine way she used “ugly pans”. And thank you for the support