they are not for eating
April 30, 2012
Yeah, I get it–eating bone marrow is what gave us our big brains, a couple million years ago. Whatever.
Unless I become a zombie or I’m trapped on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean (with you), the stuff on the inside of bones is not for me.
Unless, you know, I’m sitting in a hip restaurant downtown with Kim and my father in law and his wife, and the menu actually fairly shouts “Hey, we offer bone marrow as a side dish!”
In that case, still no.
Unless someone at the table (Kim) dares me. Then, well, what are you gonna do?
Eat the marrow. I hear it’s good for my brain.
presentation is everything
seriously? it's like bone jelly
does NOT taste like chicken, but i can feel myself getting smarter
this pic really just to show how as my hair recedes, my nose grows. yay.
April 30, 2012 at 11:03 am
um, NO. Just, NO. You were right the first two times you said it. Have you no back bone? Just because of a dare!!?? NO I say.
May 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
yes, it’s true. this man has no (backbone).
April 30, 2012 at 11:20 am
Hopefully the bone marrow made you smart enough to say no next time.
Isn’t bone marrow the main ingredient in Oreos? (evil)
April 30, 2012 at 11:53 am
Been there. Many years ago, my introduction to calamari (a name clearly contrived to prevent what would otherwise be a marketing nightmare) occurred under identical circumstances.
And are you sure its not just your forehead expanding? Possibly to accommodate the increased brain mass?
April 30, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Yes, calamari has a nice lilt to it, like shangrila. Much nicer to order calamari than squid tentacles. Rubberiness aside, I like calamari.
April 30, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Hideous. You were tricked. By family. Sad days indeed.
May 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm
not tricked. bullied.
April 30, 2012 at 8:42 pm
YumYum, Next time try it sushi style to true brain enhancement. The really fresh stuffing is the best. And the best place to enjoy is in your man cave. NEXT Step, visit Clinton, MT. (google it)
May 8, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Rocky Mountain Testicle Festival…been there, done that…melts in your mouth like cotton candy.
April 30, 2012 at 11:31 pm
Hint…when they try to sell you something that the butcher gives me for free, to feed to me DOGS…well, just sayin’.
Also, kanyonkris, if this stuff is in Oreos, shouldn’t it follow, then, that dug is one of the smartest people we know?
May 1, 2012 at 9:20 am
Good point. So all this time I’ve been eating Oreos to get smart. I like that.