where did they learn to drive like this?
April 18, 2008
I’m in San Diego with the family this week. I’ve been here since late Tuesday night, and I just have to say this: California drivers are the BEST!
Seriously, where did they learn to drive like this? I mean, duh, of course they learned to drive like this here, in California. But man, these drivers are AWESOME.
Let me just try to describe the awesomeness.
First, California drivers ALWAYS go the right speed. Nobody drives in the left lane unless they are in exotic sports cars or driving Ducatis, and going at least 110mph. Or, if someone absolutely MUST use the left lane to get around someone (rare, or course, since drivers here pretty much are always going the right speed in the correct lane), they only stay there long enough to get around. Really. That’s it. They either go fast, or they slip in, then slip out. No lollygagging in the left lane.
Everyone goes exactly fifteen miles over the posted limit in the middle left lane, ten miles over in the middle right lane (that’s another awesome thing about California highways–they have LOTS of lanes, which is a bit disorienting for newbies like me–it’s hard to know just what to do with so many lanes), and 5 miles over the speed limit in the right lane. Nobody goes the actual speed limit, of course. That would be lame.
And what’s weird is, they have NO old people who forget, no vigilantes who enforce the speed limit with their gigantic SUVs, and especially, there are NO Mexicans who just recently arrived in this country and have only a rudimentary understanding of traffic laws and customs. Which is quite odd, considering how close San Diego is to actual Mexico.
Second, California drivers are VERY courteous. That is, if you ever need to merge in after a short or twisty on-ramp, or you need to get from the middle left lane (not the far left lane, because that would imply a Ducati or Ferrari, which just isn’t me) over to the right lane to exit, people simply make room. It’s like they know where your exit is, and as a group, they facilitate your passage. I’ve never seen anything like it. California drivers are like the Borg, but without the creepiness.
Now that’s just freeway traffic. On city streets, it gets even better. I don’t even have words to describe it, but let me just say this: if there are cars in heaven, and please God, let there be cars in heaven, it will be a lot like California. Only with more hybrids.