that’s gonna leave a mark

October 24, 2008

I’m not here to freak you out, or start any conspiracy theories. Not trying to convince you that Obama isn’t a citizen, or that McCain is really the Manchurian Candidate.

But. BUT.

I am here to tell you, hummingbirds have been crossbred with Africanized bees, and they are HERE!

Remember the bee sting that was more like a brush back from Roger Clemens, or maybe a Patriot missile?

Seriously, how long has it been? TWO MONTHS!

Normal bee stings do NOT leave a mark that lasts two months. They do NOT.

two month mark

Don’t tell me to calm down. I will NOT calm down. YOU calm down.

I’m moving north. Maybe Wasila. Nice place I hear.

12 Responses to “that’s gonna leave a mark”

  1. mark Says:

    I’m so glad you graced us with yet another photo of your inner thigh. Yum.

  2. dug Says:

    mark, just be glad i didn’t get stung on my inner ass. you think that would have stopped me from posting pictures? that’s a rhetorical question.

  3. bikemike Says:

    we’re gonna need a bigger boat

  4. dug Says:

    bikemike, this thing could drag THREE barrels under the surface.

  5. chtrich Says:

    Perhaps it’s an alien larvae that’s slowing growing….beware.

    btw, what happened to your RSS feed link?

  6. dug Says:

    chtrich, um, there was one?

  7. keithmo Says:

    But up in Wasila they have mosquitoes bigger than the mutant hummingbee that got you…

  8. BotchedExperiment Says:

    I’m ordering a kevlar body suit.

  9. bikemike Says:

    where are skully and muldar when you need’em

  10. steve Says:

    Friggin wuss!! We had mosquitos bigger than any of these hummingbirds or african terrorist bees up in Minnesota! You move to Utah and go soft. Come on over, I have a #10 blade scalpel and a surgical tweezer with your bees stingers name on it. We may see bone if this gets interesting. Orrrr, since we really can’t verify that IS your same red spot, or even if the red spot existed, that could be just a pimple on your inner butt. I’m tired, I’m going to bed. May sweet dreams of hybrid hummingbirds lull you to sleep.

  11. KanyonKris Says:

    Dug,

    I’m very interested in your hummingbird / bee hybrid encounter. We’d like to publish this in our next issue, but first we need additional information:

    Do you believe these hybrids were created by:

    a) a top secret branch of the government / military.

    b) aliens.

    c) terrorists.

    d) spawn of the Chupacabra.

    e) nuclear waste.

    f) you imagination.

    or some combination of the above or other source.

    – Oliver Harvey Booth
    Editor, Conspiracy Weekly

  12. chtrich Says:

    Yes, I used to get an RSS whenever you had a new post. Then last week sometime when you had a double repeat post the RSS seemed to stop working. And now I can’t see where to sign up again for the RSS feed.
    Crazy technology.


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