Musings On The Failure Of My Candidate
November 5, 2008
I am undone!
My political landscape is upended
And scattered across the oft’ abused regions of my conciousness
How can this be possible?
Did I not vote?
Did I not canvass?
Did I not chant “Drill Daby, Drill” with appropriate fervor?
Or was my fervor perhaps too great?
I do not understand
Surely I knew the path was narrow
But I trusted in Rick Davis
Why should I not?
Why would he mislead me?
And yet clearly was I misled
But I should not blame myself
For that is not my way
Nor the way of my party
I blame the media!
I blame the economy!
I blame congress for sabotaging the economy
And then telling the media it was someone else!
Tricky of them, to be sure
And now I am left to ponder
How we might have won in Iraq if we had stayed just a little longer
How we might have had Joe the Plumber as Secretary of Defense
How we might have had a really great health care system
One that follows the tenets of our really great economy
But I am not without solace
For in my heart I hear the chant
Of a Palin challenge in a scant four years
This gives me strength to continue
[Um, before you get TOO confused, ask yourself what might happen if a famous local blogger somehow got hold of your blog credentials. Yup, something like THIS. Which, it turns out, could have been much worse. Not bad in this case. Not bad at all.]