November 21, 2008
So I’m sitting in my double-wide cubicle this week and I notice the CFO and the VP of Engineering opening the cleaning supply closet down the hall a bit. I’ve never actually seen the inside of this closet, plus, who wouldn’t be intrigued by such rarefied company getting into the cleaning closet?
I can now explain how I can leave a sunflower seed shell in the middle of my double-wide, and still find it there a week later. And yes, I have indeed conducted this experiment using a variety of objects.
This must be the reason:
Or, well, it could be this:
Or, I guess, the best of the bunch:
It’s like the droid graveyard junk shop in The Empire Strikes Back. Help me Wall E. You’re my only hope.
Oh, and I’m sure you’ve been just dying for an update on the status of our fridge/petri dish experiment. How long has it been now? TWO AND A HALF MONTHS! Well, here’s where we are today:
Yup, people are just putting their tupperware right on the puss. RIGHT ON IT.
Let’s see that up close:
Maybe it’s a Rorshach test. I see boobs. What do you see?
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.