ball and stick sports r us
December 1, 2008
I played in two turkey bowl type football games over the long weekend, one with a bunch of neighborhood guys, and one with the family. I racked up some pretty impressive stats:
Groins Pulled: Both of them
Stairs Made Desperately Uncomfortable: All of them
Muscles Sore: Half of them. But which half keeps alternating.
Interceptions Thrown: About 1,000
Interceptions Thrown and Returned for Touchdowns: About 900
Fumbles Lost: At least a dozen
Passes Dropped: Almost all of them
Rushing Yards: Zero
Times Sacked In a Two Handed Touch, “Who Cares” Football Game: Lots
And this was one of my better showings. I give new meaning to the term “Picked Last.