welcome to crazy town
February 24, 2009
I haven’t really been into the lunch room here at work since the big Christmas party, but that’s where we keep the Coke machine, and yesterday I really, really needed a diet coke, so I had to venture in.
Some things change, some stay the same.
For example, the price of a can of Diet Coke used to be 50 cents. No longer:
I know this Diet Coke sign makes it look like it’s Caffeine FREE diet coke, but that’s just trickery. In fact, I didn’t buy a can from this machine for the first several months I worked here, because of that stupid fake sign. Happily, it’s not accurate, and the Diet Coke actually dispensed is real.
But now it’s 65 cents. Boooooooooo!
Here’s a lovely vista in the corner of the room:
Very idyllic. Although, aren’t those flowers poinsettias? Not really seasonal anymore. And who put them there? HR lady? And what are flowers doing in the far corner of THIS largely abandoned room:
Hey, look the fridge.
Ch ch ch. Sh sh sh. Ha ha ha. (Don’t tell me you don’t recognize the Friday the 13th music. EVERYBODY knows the Friday the 13th music, even when it’s spelled out like that.)
You can’t look away, can you? Nobody can look away. I looked in the trap, Ray.
You’re welcome. We’re going on a YEAR now. Welcome to crazy town.