no more plaid
May 21, 2009
I would like to point out that you all have been very, very bad friends.
Good friends don’t let friends walk around with their asses looking like inflatable balloon animals. Like Macy’s Day Parade floats. Like gigantic muffin tops. That’s right, baby got back.
I’m going to have to re-think the whole “Costco Plaid Shorts” thing when I ride my mountain bike.
Of course, I guess plain old skin tight lycra might reveal the reason you DID let me wear the plaid–My ass IS as big as all outdoors.