because clean is happy
June 8, 2009
I would like to introduce you to the awesomest website on the Internets. This is what the World Wide Webs were made for:
Please, click a bum. Listen for a second. Mouse over. Notice the eyebrows. Oh sweet heavenly eyebrows.
If I were in Marketing (Ha ha ha ha ha), this is what I would like to be doing–teaching people about that “happy washlet feeling.”
Enjoy.
dug 
June 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Yeah, I noticed that site when I was telling a colleague about your toilet. His response was “don’t send me links like that–you’re going to get me fired.” Can’t decide what I like better, the eyebrows or the asses.
I can just see the conversation these folks have at dinner parties: “So what do you do?”
“I’m an eyebrow and ass model.”
June 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm
You know I read your comments, don’t you?
June 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I always wondered what “up in Alaska” Jill did to support her biking habit, pretty sure that’s her in the #2 slot. BTW, can I’ve decided I want to come test drive your toilet seat. When can I come over?
June 10, 2009 at 9:28 am
brad, mi casa es tu casa.
June 8, 2009 at 9:08 pm
1000 bucks for a water hose? Um ya know there is usually a shower right next to the pooper
June 10, 2009 at 9:31 am
bob, that is an excellent point. just a really good point.
clearly though, you have never had the pleasure.
June 8, 2009 at 10:24 pm
I heard Saturday Night Live was going to do a spoof on that Washlet ad campaign, but they couldn’t come up with anything funnier. The dude in the middle was my favorite – he’s too into it.
My euphemism meter exploded. As if the thing makes you happy by magic (I guess it does have a magic wand). They’re OK showing naked butts, but couldn’t bring themselves to say “odor” or even tell you that a stream of warm water cleans you instead of paper.
I’d like to see dug do a Washlet ad. He’d be more descriptive, yet not gross.
June 8, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I figured out how to play “Axel F” by mousing over the eye-brow people.
June 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
You’re a man of many talents.
June 9, 2009 at 3:12 am
my kingdom for a hose.
June 9, 2009 at 10:50 am
“Konnichiwa, Toto executives. It is my pleasure to introduce our new Washlet ad campaign to you. I am Seymour Butts from Hynee, Assman & Checks …”
June 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Cheeks
June 9, 2009 at 11:04 am
It’s like the cult of clean heinies! These people are just so… happy. Who knew the key to happiness was right there between our butt cheeks the whole time?
June 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm
me
June 10, 2009 at 9:32 am
audible
June 9, 2009 at 11:50 am
If I could afford a bidet, I’d be all over this. I’ve wanted one for years (and have even asked for one for my birthday). But no dice.
I’ve had to settle for Scotts wet wipes. Probably the next best thing…
June 9, 2009 at 11:50 am
If I could afford a bidet, I’d be all over this. I’ve wanted one for years (and have even asked for one for my birthday). But no dice.
I’ve had to settle for Scotts flushable wet wipes. Probably the next best thing…
June 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Sorry for the double post.
June 10, 2009 at 9:32 am
you mean triple post?
June 10, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Where do you find this stuff? Call me when it’ll make my sh*t smell better.
June 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Sadly, the Washlet ad has been pulled. I’m using black toilet paper as I mourn.