old fridges in new bottles

July 16, 2009

I haven’t talked about the fridge here at work for a while, cuz, you know, we exorcised it months ago.

Well, a building with 50 people in it can’t be fridgeless forever. Too many mini-fridges overloads the circuits.



Of course, BRAND new would be too much, but it’s new to us.

See how lovely:

fridge door

And it comes with a stern new policy from a new sheriff in town:


As many of you may have noticed already this morning, we have had a refrigerator donated [um, emphasis added] for our use.  Please be mindful of the following stipulations:

· The fridge will be cleaned out every weekend. All items that are not factory sealed will be disposed of at this time. This includes all Tupperware type containers.

· The fridge and freezer will be completely cleaned out the first weekend of every month. This includes all factory sealed items in both the fridge and freezer.


Of course, a couple things bother me. First, the fridge is donated. Really? We just couldn’t pony up for a fridge? REALLY?

Second, the fridge will be cleaned out periodically. I guess that’s awesome, but my question is, if the fridge can and will be cleaned out NOW, why couldn’t it be cleaned out THEN.

And by THEN, I mean this:

xmas pic fridge

I’m also a bit concerned that this fridge isn’t new. Did someone only move the headstones again? I snuck back into the break room when the fridge wasn’t looking. This is what I saw:

fridge creepy

It looks like the refrigerator version of the Overlook Hotel. I think our old fridge lives inside there somewhere.

No good will come of this. I’m sticking to the mini-fridge.


8 Responses to “old fridges in new bottles”

  1. bikemike Says:

    The Exorcist-Part 2…Satan is Pissed!

  2. mateo Says:

    just give it a chance…what could go wrong? (key foreboding music here)

  3. KanyonKris Says:

    dug, you should seriously do a Blair Fridge Project.

    If these stills are any indication, you have cinematic skills. I can feel the tension in every image.

    If nothing else, I look forward to the photo timeline showing the degradation, or maintained cleanliness, of this new 2nd hand fridge.

  4. plateface Says:

    Does the ice maker work?!

  5. BotchedExperiment Says:

    I’ll give you 20 bucks if you pour a bottle of BBQ sauce into the bottom of the ‘fridge and take (and post) a pic.

  6. MOCougFan Says:

    I couldn’t help but chuckle (more like giggle really), when I opened this post. I can’t wait to see the ongoing pictures of the new fridge.

  7. Jeff Says:

    You should take a picture of the fridge every week. Then you can make a flip book out of its slow move to Disgustingsville.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    you areessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse men

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