hit the bullseye, win a prize

July 27, 2009

I bought a spin bike last year to help keep me from getting fat during the Winter. It didn’t help, really, but that had more to do with me not ever using it than any deficiency in spin bikes.

The bike came with a  nice mat to put under it, both to keep the bike from leaving indents in my floor, and to absorb stray sweat.

All that is great, even the “absorb stray sweat” part.

But this? THIS?

pee mat

Really? They can’t just run a mop under there every day? Instead, we have to endure eons of pee collection?

Maybe I’ll bring my lightly used sweat collector in and donate it. Just to get that collection bullseye out of my mind.

15 Responses to “hit the bullseye, win a prize”

  1. Terri Says:

    What have you done to receive such bad bathroom karma? It seems as if nasty bathrooms follow you!

  2. bikemike Says:

    you gotta write a book, man. you know, one of those big coffee table ones with pictures and everything.

  3. Rose Says:

    I thought cell phones were banned in public bathrooms for this very reason. Ick!!

  4. Rick S Says:

    Just be glad that stain was under the standing area and not in one of those sit down areas.

  5. LT Says:

    Which one do you aim for, the one on the wall or the sweat collector?

  6. mary Says:

    Completely off topic — please rally the troops and do what you can for Fatty.

  7. KanyonKris Says:

    Is this phenomenon the opposite of target fixation?

    The mat is the government collecting DNA samples from every citizen so they can clone and replace each of us with brain washed replicas. Don’t miss the urinal man!

  8. Jeff Says:

    The spot on the floor in front of EVERY urinal skeezes me out. Do that many people end up dripping there?

  9. Alex Says:

    Dug,
    May be what you need is some kind of devise like the one pictured here: http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/18/epic-kludge-photo-opposite-bidet/

    but installed UNDER the urinal…

    Glad to help,

    Alex.//


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