leave the cookies alone
August 21, 2009
Okay, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but seriously, WHAT is the deal with cookie dipping?
I’ve seen my son, Ian, dip his cookies in his milk before, and I haven’t said anything because, you know, to each his own and all that crap.
But the other night I made cookies, and my cookies are largely acknowledged as the best in the world. It’s one thing to dip an Oreo. It’s another thing to dip a Rembrandt. And it’s an entirely NOTHER thing to dip one of MY cookies into MY milk.
That is, he grabbed a cookie, then grabbed MY glass of milk, and started to dip.
I came undone.
Why? WHY would you want to ruin a yummy cookie by both gooping it up and soaking it in milk? And why would you want to ruin a perfectly refreshing cold glass of milk by dipping a cookie in it? WHY?
He’s grounded for like a year.