August 25, 2009
Have you noticed how, when you go to the dentist, even if you’re normally a very calm, relaxed person, every muscle in your body tenses up as you enter the office, you lay on the dentist “chair” with an arched back, and you don’t relax until you’re safe in your car again?
Anyway. My brother in law has moved from California, and opened a practice in Salt Lake. So naturally we moved our business from our former dentist of like 11 years to the new practice. That’s how we roll.
Top Five Things You Never Hear Your Regular Dentist Say, But Your New Dentist, Since He’s Your Brother In Law, Feels Free to Say In Front of You
2. It’s like a pressure washer, but for your teeth.
3. (In response to my question “Am I bleeding?”) Yeah, but just a little, you big baby.
4. Wait, are you wearing my pants?
And my favorite thing that no dentist has ever said to me before:
5. Hey, do you wanna go grab some breakfast?