i’ll staple more often
December 2, 2009
I just used the giant stapler by the fax machine for the first time (I’ve been here for about two years).
Turns out, we don’t have some ordinary, run of the mill stapler. We have a stapler that would make Milton Waddams burn down our building to get it back.
And not because it staples really well. I don’t even know if it does.
What I do know is that I will never ever get sick from our stapler. Because it’s antimicrobial.
Imagine my relief that if I get sick from something in my office crawling with microbes (like, say, the bathroom door handle. Or the bathroom sink. Or the bathroom anything. Or my phone. Or my computer. Or my pen. Or my . . . ), it absolutely won’t be the big communal stapler.
I guess I’ll staple stuff more often.