don’t rub your eyes
February 10, 2010
You know what would suck?
Let’s say you brush your teeth in the shower (because brushing your teeth in the shower is awesome).
Let’s also say you floss your teeth in the shower, and when you’re done, you roll up the floss and toss it across the room into the far corner of the vanity.
Now, here’s the rub (wait for it, best pun ever . . .). What if your floss is the Crest Glide floss with minty freshness? What, you think that minty freshness won’t come off when you have it wrapped around your fingers?
Whatever you do, don’t toss the floss, and then rub your eyes. For the love of Mike (whoever Mike is), Don’t Rub Your Eyes!