someone is eating in there

March 15, 2010

Okay, I know I just serenaded you (metaphorically speaking of course–I don’t actually sing, ever) with my flickering fluorescent light/Joe vs the Volcano complaint on Friday.

But this . . . this is like naked aggression–it cannot stand.

ants two

I could be wrong, I’ve been wrong before, but I don’t think ants eat poop. Do ants eat poop?

ants one

This may be a second rate building, but it houses two profitable multi-million dollar companies.

You know what this means, right? RIGHT?

Someone is eating in there. IN THERE!


17 Responses to “someone is eating in there”

  1. stevebpt Says:

    What’s your point? And I think ants eat just about anything.

  2. JZ Says:

    Would it be better if they did eat poop? Because you know what that means then. I’ll take food on the floor over the other option.

    Either way, definitely don’t let your pants touch the floor.

  3. KanyonKris Says:

    You better setup a sting. Oh, the ants already have.

  4. Rob Says:

    Are those peaches or dried mangoes?

    Either one sounds delightful.

  5. bikemike Says:

    You need to go to the Bass pro Shop, like Bob Lee Swagger did in Shooter, and make you some of those homemade napalm bombs. Or just hire the gunnery sgt. to take care of this situation. Nip it…nip it in the bud…bud.

  6. Rick S. Says:

    I don’t even have the words.

  7. fish Says:

    That is truly disturbing.

  8. Jenn Says:

    You know this is going to have people thinking of you while they’re in the bathroom again, right?

  9. Kelly Says:

    I doubt they go for poop, but there is an industrious and organized group of criminals trying to cart off your Twinkie crumbs. You know – the ones too small to pick up while you’re down there on the floor with your cell phone.

  10. Jeff Says:

    We seem to have ants in the bathrooms at work. But only in the bathrooms. They have no interest in the crumbs that have fallen into (yes, into) my keyboard, or the snacks in my desk drawer, but only the bathroom. Maybe they do eat poop.

  11. Nick Says:

    I was in the loo this morning (standing) and coming out of the stall next to me came the sound of someone typing.

    I am not sure what would be so important that you would need to actually type it while sitting on the throne.

    Eating is still worse – but c’mon.

  12. Tim D Says:

    How about some urinals like these in our local garden centre?

  13. KanyonKris Says:

    Since this ant situation (and the food that brought them) cannot stand, what is your plan for dealing with it?

    I can see everything from a friendly note to a tactical nuclear strike being viable options.

    • dug Says:

      ant traps and poison. already deployed.

      or a bug bomb. like the one jack used in The Shining. (the book, not the movie.)

  14. joe Says:

    I think ants eat pee. I have seen ants very attracted to where dogs wizz regularly by the side of the road. So…. as they say…. ball players with short bats need to stand closer to home plate!

  15. Bander Says:

    You know what kind of ants you have there around the toilet…those are piss ants.

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