the world has changed
April 16, 2010
Take a look at this:
Looks like really nice toilet paper, right? Like the kind you wouldn’t mind using.
Well, look at this:
Yup, Western Family. Generic. And yet.
And yet, it’s cozy and comfy. It’s soft and supple. Firm and fantastic.
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
The days of paying top dollar for Charmin are over. I feel so liberated.
On another note, I took Orange out for the maiden voyage last night. No pictures because I was busy glorying in the ride. Cleaned the big new log. Cleaned the big stone steps. Cleaned the lower ghost pucker steepness.
Pure butter. Sweet sweetness. Rides a lot like my Surly Karate Monkey used to (but better), and that’s a good thing.
And the sucker is fast. Unfortunately, I’m kind of fat and slow, leaving me out of sight behind Jon, Rico, and Trent, so I guess it evens out. Which is okay.
Better than okay.