February 11, 2011
I try to stay frosty, as Corporal Hicks says in Aliens.
But sometimes stuff throws me off my game. Just when I need to be ON my game.
Like, today. I walk into the bathroom and encounter this:
Wouldn’t that throw you off your game?
So I hurry into stall number two, and begin. And in medias res, I finally look up to see that the giant cheese wheel roll is just about at empty.
I’m left with the dregs.
Talk about needing to be on top of your game.
Luckily I’ve had years of experience, including a couple years dealing with whatever they call toilet paper in the jungles of Chile.
I stayed frosty.