March 9, 2011
Alert reader Wendy alerted me to a bit of a situation in the women’s restroom today.
So I, your intrepid reporter, investigated.
This is just weird. I mean, there’s the plate on the floor. The air freshener can on the tank. The functional and intact giant cheese wheel roll of industrial strength toilet paper on the wall (with dangling evidence of its tensile strength and the force needed to tear off a usable piece).
Oh, right, and there’s the super giant brand new cheese wheel roll of toilet paper IN the bowl.
In case you missed it.
Apparently someone missed this sign on the stall:
I don’t think you need a sign now. The giant cheese wheel roll in the bowl says it all.