incognito

April 22, 2011

As I’ve said, I switched employers recently, which necessitated a change in location.

Funny how that works.

I know you’re all wondering about the bathrooms. Well, these buildings are about 20 years old (which makes them about 100 years younger than my last office space).

Here’s a little exterior view of the bathrooms:

Seems nice enough, right?

Here’s the inside:

Like most horror movies, nothing is scary when  you first look at it.

Here’s the thing–I’ve been here a week, and everyone looks perfectly normal. Perfectly healthy. No problems to report.

Until I come into this bathroom and see things nobody should have to see.

No pictures, but somebody in this place is hiding a case of dysentery so bad it would trigger Louis Zamperini’s post traumatic stress syndrome. Almost every day.

Not sure if it’s a digestive issue, or if it’s an angle of release problem.

I don’t want to know. Whoever it is, I applaud their decision to remain incognito.

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11 Responses to “incognito”

  1. mtb w Says:

    Is that hallway really lime green?

  2. Eric Says:

    Sounds like you might have a Phantom.
    Good luck in the new job Dug.

  3. Sara-no-h Says:

    Little tiles with lots of nasty dirty bathroom grout. Ewww

  4. KanyonKris Says:

    It’s only a mater of time until you discover the identity of the phantom strainer. Your bathroom sleuthing midiclorian count is the highest on record.

  5. bikemike Says:

    flamethrower. oh and a level 5 hazmat suit. i really think you should consider a career change. maybe as an advisor for the EPA , clorox or charmin.

  6. linfin Says:

    After looking at all that tile my eyes are crossing.

  7. Bob B. Says:

    Thanks for the Louis Zamperini reference. Best book I’ve read since . . . Seabiscuit.

  8. Scott Says:

    These are the Canyon Park bathrooms are they not? It seems all of the toilet wax rings are loose on the toilets there. Makes for interesting patterns on the floor tiles.

  9. CB Says:

    Best phrase ever = “angle of release”


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