August 18, 2011
I realize I have a bit of a reputation for being obsessed with bathrooms. Which, by the way, is totally unjustified. I’m not.
But if I were, I would have good reason to be, since I/we use the bathroom, generally, pretty much every day. And we often place sensitive personal parts on public equipment. It matters.
But I’m not obsessed. Just interested.
For example, I’m interested in the kind of person who would eat sunflower seeds in the bathroom, probably while sitting down. In the same way I was interested in the movie “Seven.” Like that.
Look, typical bathroom trash can, right?
Except for all the sunflower seeds.
Someone is in there long enough to be eating sunflower seeds, an activity generally reserved for long road trips, camping, and baseball games.