September 14, 2011
Apparently, I now smell like your refrigerator:
Also, it’s decidedly NOT invisible.
One other thing. I spent a few minutes today getting up to speed on upcoming movies, checking out the trailers on Rotten Tomatoes, reading IMDB, that sort of thing.
The latest from Lars von Trier and Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia, had a really effusive user comment that was also really really stupid.
So, here you go, today’s stupid user movie review of the day:
The only reason why I give this movie a 9 and not the perfect 10, is the signature Lars Von Trier’s always moving camera. At times, I thought I’d really like him to use a tripod and stop making ugly pans, because I nearly got dizzy
[sic. that is, her smiley face, not mine. also, i don’t know that she’s a she, but i suspect it.]
Really? You’re upset because you “nearly” got dizzy? You didn’t get nauseous. You didn’t faint and fall down. You didn’t get a headache.
You “nearly” got dizzy.
Yes, and I nearly lost weight this week because I nearly didn’t eat the entire package of Double Stuff Oreos.