the red zone

September 27, 2011

Let’s be clear about one thing–I LOVE the food at Pizzeria 712.

But it’s a quirky place. I’ve pointed this out before. Just to revisit:

That’s weird.

Once again, great food. Nice people.

But. Why? Why put that stuff in harm’s way like that?

Look, I’m not a weirdo. Okay, maybe I am, but still. We all use these places, right? All of us.

We should establish some rules, some guidelines.

Rule number one: don’t put stuff I have to handle with my hands in the red zone.

11 Responses to “the red zone”

  1. KanyonKris Says:

    Simple solution: everyone sit. No red zone.

  2. stevebpt Says:

    It’s going to worse treatment sometime in the near future anyway, what’s the big deal? Once yo get past the gag reflex it’s not that bad.

  3. stevebpt Says:

    just think of it as a way of bringing us all together in a whole new way!!

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Can’t they decide whether the tail of the roll goes over or under? I assume these pics are from two different visits?

    Anyway, dug, haven’t you discussed the proper roll position in the past?

    • dug Says:

      i don’t get all arm-wavey about over or under, but the proper method is over, unless space is so limited that it’s impractical.

      • Jesse Says:

        Only other valid reason for under is for cat owners. Cats can’t unroll the entire roll of TP if it’s under, it just spins in place.


  5. knowing how obsessed you are with bathrooms, I thought of you immediately. On my last trip to the bathroom, I was forced to use the second stall where there was a dead earwig (or millipede) on the floor (YUCK!) becuase someone didn’t flush the first toilet in the first stall on their last visit. So, as I contemplated being forced into the dead earwig stall because how could someone NOT flush a toilet in public, it occured to me that perhaps not flushing was someone’s strategy to prevent anyone else from using that toilet. See, after seeing a dead earwig present in the second stall, we would all naturally want to use the first stall… unless it was grosser than the second stall.


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