January 23, 2012

My company just relocated from some pretty low grade class B office space to some pretty awesome Class A office space that I can see from my house. Almost. (It’s right behind Russia.)

The break room is sweet, with a giant electronic key card honor snack/drink area, the lobby is full of cool glass sculptures, and I’m ten minutes from Corner Canyon.

But let’s cut to the chase. It’s all about the bathrooms.

Yup, that’s soothing art on the wall.

No touchy water fountains and paper towel dispensers, no touchy flushers. Nice.

Oh. And we’re a Leed Certified (Eco SUPER Friendly–hybrid cars get front row parking) building. So, no water in the urinals (that we don’t put there ourselves).

I guess this is nice. Here’s my problem–that pee turf matt is crooked. I’m going to need some Leed Certified tongs to straighten it.

9 Responses to “glorious”

  1. Steve Says:

    you are seriously OCD, disturbed, and a pretty funny guy!

  2. LidsB2 Says:

    Impressive facilities. The only thing better would be to have a panoramic view of Corner Canyon while you do your business, whilst maintaining privacy of course. As for the turf, perhaps if you can generate enough pressure, you can reposition it “hydraulically.” Just a thought…

  3. KanyonKris Says:

    Congrats on the new digs. Very nice.

    I’ve heard those no-water urinals don’t work so well. Did it smell?

    • wraps Says:

      We had one of those waterless urinals in our building before. What a monumental joke. After only a week, we knew we were in trouble. It smelled horrific. It even had a charcol filter in it. When they came to change the filter, the guy that did it nearly puked. Another week and it was gone. I’ve been in out houses that didn’t smell that bad. Course, the bathroom they converted here was in the warehouse, in the summer and is used about 10 times an hour. That was a few years ago and we are all still scarred from the experience.

    • dug Says:

      not yet. but we’re on day two. give it time.

  4. Nate Says:

    Glad you turned this thing back on.

  5. bikemike Says:

    large diet coke…hold it, hold it…now, a hard stream from the right side. unless, the picture is reversed…then…uhh…just reverse. voila. course you could also just use the extra big gulp straw, that you accidently took. get the long red one and not the shorter green one.

  6. Raechel Says:

    Yes! This makes me so happy.

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