why do we even have that lever?
January 25, 2012
I would like to speak to my friends at Nabisco.
But first, remember when Izma says to Kronk “Why do we even HAVE that lever?!”
Look, I’m a very busy guy. I have lots to do. I want to be able to walk into my grocery store, grab the Oreos, and go home and eat them. Why do you even SELL regular Oreos? Why aren’t Oreos, by default, Double Stuff? I don’t want Oreos that go to eleven. I just want Oreos. But I want them stuffed, doubly. All the time. It’s not a special treat that I get when I’ve been good. I don’t eat regular Oreos to punish myself.
Please make all Oreos be double stuff. otherwise, we’ll end up with lots of wafers laying around, looking for a home.
[And don’t tell me to make other confections with the wafers–just don’t.]