problem solved

February 17, 2012

Remember the funky waterless toilets in our palatial new bathrooms at work?

Of course you do. Do you remember how the golf (pee) mat was totally crooked?

Of course you do. Well. They’re not crooked anymore. I recruited my friend Tony, a User Experience Designer, to help.

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16 Responses to “problem solved”

  1. Andy Says:

    Ah Man thanks, now I can pee straight.

  2. KanyonKris Says:

    So glad you didn’t use the tongs, I wouldn’t have been able to eat salad ever again (not a huge loss).

    I thoroughly enjoyed your narration, but adding a background soundtrack might be nice. Mission Impossible?

    You’re taking video in new directions. Not sure if that’s good or bad.

  3. Bob Says:

    Why didn’t you just use your non-eating hand to straighten the urine mat? You just reach in, slide the mat a bit, and then pee. You’ll want to wipe off your hands afterwards.

  4. Steve Says:

    You are seriously disturbed!!!!! You take OCD to a whole new level.

  5. roan Says:

    Y’all need to add soundtracks to the palatial “breakroom”. Imagine stepping up to the appropriate receptacle or floor to ceiling booth and a soundtrack is activated…after about a 10-15 second delay. The possibilities are endless but I’m thinking “Ride of the Valkyries” or “The William ‘Tell’ Overture”. The enhanced version would include hallway speakers. April 1st isn’t that far away ! The first victims…er…users would certainly have a new Spring in their step.

  6. Jenn Says:

    I hope, for your sake, that somebody doesn’t come in there with a very full bladder and shoot it off-kilter again. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

  7. Steve Says:

    what, no test run to see if it would stay straight?

  8. Bikemike Says:

    You guys do know they don’t use toilet paper in India, don’t you? Then, you will correctly surmise that the hand is still used and will note that no one eats with their right hand. You may use your high school calculus to figure the rest out. The more you know.

  9. Clydesteve Says:

    Very funny.

    I think this is an excellent use of OCD.

    umm @BikeMike, before you go to India, please review your directions. I don’t think ‘left’ and ‘right’ mean what you think they mean.

    • Bikemike Says:

      No doubt, good sir. I had a 50-50 shot at guessing my remembrance of which hand it was. This, among many other reasons, is why I don’t gamble…or go to India.

  10. Greg Says:

    What are you going to use the next time the mat finds itself off kilter? You should have stashed the sticks somewhere in the bathroom. Make sure you make a handle to designate the clean and dirty side.


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