from hell’s heart i stab at thee

May 16, 2012

One of the nuggets rattling around in my brain, surfacing from time to time, causing me to stare vacantly for a few seconds in recollection, is this clip from Saturday Night Live:

And you know, comedy shows provide the best and most accurate news. While not as funny as FoxNews, The Daily Show is at least more fair and balanced.

With that in mind, I totally believed the SNL clip. My long tug of war with Hollywood Video should have ended with their bankruptcy.

But this week I got this:

a cry from the grave. for money.

Really? But Seth Meyers said . . .

Maybe it’s cuz the movies I rent are so awesome?

k, not all of these were for me

Apparently my long national nightmare isn’t over. Yet.


3 Responses to “from hell’s heart i stab at thee”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    According to paragraph 4 of this your account is just one of $3.3 million, and represents only 0.00002% of the balance.

    I’d wait for at least a personal call or two from the collection agency before I settled.

    You may still have a chance at this.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    meaning, their going to need to call 3.3 million people before they find you. Unless, they go alphabetically, and then “Anderson” will put you toward the top.

  3. kanyonkris Says:

    Don’t be shaken, hold strong, you can outlast them. Write back and tell them you found the DVDs / video games and want to know where to send them.

    Two Kahn quotes in a row. Surely that was Montalban’s finest work.

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