April 11, 2011
The good news?
My company relocated this week to a nicer better building with nicer better facilities.
The bad news? Wednesday is my last day at this company, so my time enjoying these Disneyland type facilities will last 3 days. Party on.
But let’s get to the important stuff. That is, the bathroom. I wandered in this morning, having some business to conduct.
First, yes, you see that right. Someone brought the “Please flush toilet when finished (micturating)” sign from the old office.
Second, we need a couple of “Occupado” signs. You wouldn’t know it until you jerked on those doors, but both stalls are, in fact, occupado. The seats are set back so far that you can’t tell from outside, unless you listen really hard (the tune will come to you at last), that the stalls are occupado.
You can’t just look at the doors, because they both swing OUT, and when at rest, they sit in the closed position.
So you either stop, look, and listen, or you jerk the door. Both are kind of awkward.
Oh, and that door in the back? A shower. One I’ll never get to use.
Also, remember the double-wide from the old ghetto office?
Here’s the new digs:
Which I get to enjoy for three days.