welcome to her world
June 29, 2009
So Maddy is into this boy, and he shows up at the door the other night to pick her up for a movie, and I answer the door, and he has on this t-shirt that says “Element” on it, and listed all over the shirt are the four elements, you know, Earth, Wind, Fire, Water.
I say, “Hey, cool, you have the elements all over your t-shirt,” and he’s all, “yeah, yeah I do.” So I think, without really thinking, cuz who really thinks in those situations, I think, hey, I’m funny, watch this, I’ll be funny.
So I say “I was thinking of getting a t-shirt with the 4 humours on it.”
“You know. The four humours . . . blood, phlegm, black bile, yellow bile . . . HEY! LOOK! Here’s Maddy, she’s all ready to go!”
Overheard as they walked out the door:
Maddy: What was my Dad talking to you about?
Boy: I have NO idea.
Maddy: Yeah. Welcome to my world.