wait, how old am i?
June 21, 2012
Yesterday I had lunch with my mom.
My mom is 81 years old. I am well over half her age. Yup. Old.
She takes one look at me and says “so, what’s with the shaggy hair and no shave?”
I say “what, I hate shaving and Kim hasn’t made me a haircut appointment.”
She kept looking at me funny all during lunch.
When I walked her out to the car, she said “okay, so next time we have lunch, I want your face shaved and your hair cut.”
“Mom, I am old. I have 3 kids, I have a house and a job, and I’m the decider.”
So this morning I shaved (first time in a couple weeks). And asked Kim to get me a haircut appointment.
I don’t understand.